Ah yes Easter friday, for some its a very religious holiday, for others maybe just a free day off from work or school, for me it was the day i decied to pull a Peter Griffin and fall from the staircase... ouch.
Now I know what you're thinking, how does someone simply just fall down the stairs? actually no... probably non of you are thinking that at all, its all just ''HA you fell you idiot'' which honestly I can agree with, BUT it wasnt all my fault for falling so hard down that stairs that I know have a brusied ass cheek... tmi? naaaaah. Basically, the reason I fell wasn't because im just the most clumsiest person in my household, oh no not at all (its true though). I was set up, by my boyfriend, DUN DUN DUUUUNN.
What happned was, I got called to the stairs and saw him coming down with a cup in his hand, I went up a few steps to see what he wanted and he said he found a little friend, puzzled I took another step up to see what the hell he was on about only to be scared shitless, because, my dear readers, in that cup was the creepiest bloody spider, just moving around in there.Now, my reaction was to get the fuck away from it as quick as possible, little did I know that I was about 4-5 steps up the stairs already annnnd had forgetten how far I was from the ground, I let out a squak of a scream and plummeted to the ground smacking my side on the floor and my back to the wall.
Till now I dont know what hurt more, falling down the stairs or the embarrassment of falling down the stairs as my boyfriend tried his best to help me. For anyone who is afraid of spiders, you all know you would of done the same, maybe not exaclt but you know that ''WHAT THE FUCK NO NO'' feeling when you see a spider you all know it, I reacted normally.